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idk why but this section made me laugh so hard
the caps files for aqua mala.
SHE NEEDS TO REMIND HIM THAT SHE’S A MEDICAL DOCTOR
Mom: “I’m a bigger fan of X-Files than you are!”
Me: “Oh sure, then you would understand ‘I’m a medical doctor.’”
Mom: “I do get it. Scully says that.”
Me: “How often?”
Mom: “ALL THE TIME.”
Me: “How much?”
Mom: “Every time she talks to Mulder, she needs to remind him that she’s a medical doctor.”
So, tomorrow. Will start this whole…being healthy deal?
This weeks aim: No more Schnitzels (my boyfriend’s terrible influence). No more Coke.
I will stop being fat.
